A reader of this blog, Maggie, recently wrote an email to Mickey Drexler about the quality of some of the clothes that she recently purchased. Her email was so witty that I had to share. Please read below! And thanks, Maggie for allowing me to post it!
Make sure to read the responses from Mickey!
From: Maggie
To: Mickey
Subject: Its not me; its you.Mr. Drexler,
Let me first begin by saying: I LOVE JCrew. And I don’t mean in that flighty, write your name all over my notebook kinda way. No sir. We’ve been having an affair since I had babysitting dollars burning a hole through my Jordache’s. Its been long-running, passionate, (sometimes naughty) and usually happy relationship.
Until now.
I’m well aware you’ve retooled a boring and dying brand into something exciting, beautiful and full of things I want to wrap around my body. Why, what would I have done in Barbados without your aptly named shorts? Surely, I’d never go dancing in anything but your day to evening dresses? Work wardrobe? Please! I would’ve arrived to the weekly marketing meeting in only my Victoria’s Secret if it hadn’t been for JCrew. In fact, memories of my OWN wedding would be dulled to a faint halo without my matron-of-honor’s cream colored (she picked the color) strapless, A-line masterpiece. You get it. You understand that color is critical; style, cut, fit and details are the reasons I’m ready to whip out my Amex (or JCrew card as it were).
Yet, have you ever worn and washed JCrew, Mr. Drexler? Do you put your beloved threads through a front-loading, non-agitating washer on delicate, cold, practically hand washed by GE itself only to find that after 1 or 2 wears your beloved tissue tees show holes? Or the adored cardigan becomes something in poor comparison to one of your weaker moments at Target? I dare say you haven’t.
Its heartbreaking, Sir. And there are only so many times you can tell yourself “Oh, well. I bought this on sale.” or “Drat! Another reason to head back, I suppose” No, Mr. Drexler, I simply can’t do it to myself anymore. Or you. Its just not fair to US. The quality of this relationship has just turned into one insulting mess. Mostly insulting my hard earned Benjamin.
It pains me to say it but, Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be a several hundred dollar drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my business elsewhere. Mostly to newer and smaller designers who understand the value of my 40 bucks (perhaps because they do their own laundry?). And while I will mostly certainly miss your romantic silhouettes, hot pink cashmere and perfect pencil skirts I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending quality.
Here’s hoping you woo me back.
Maggie
Mickey’s response to Maggie
From: Mickey Drexler
Subject: Re: Its not me; its you.
To: Maggie
Cc: Scott, BrittanyHi and sorry to hear how you feel-and appreciate your taking time send email-surprised you would think I don’t wear or wash JCrew-i do everyday not because I work here but because I love our clothes-
And I am a “quality obsessive”-
Only ask you, if willing, to speak to one of my associates as would love to get specifics- am also very curious what designers give you a “price/quality relationship”-
In any case would love to learn more about your experiences that led you to send email-
Mickey
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Maggie’s response to Mickey
From: Maggie
Subject: Re: Its not me; its you.
To: Mickey DrexlerMickey,
Thanks a million for listening! I don’t want to leave ‘the crew’ and would be happy to speak to anyone about the frustrations. (mostly cost vs. wear and tear). Any of your associates can call or email me whenever they have the time.
Thanks for the personal response. Enjoy your sun filled, wintry day.
Mickey’s response to Maggie
From: Mickey Drexler
Subject: Re: Its not me; its you.
To: Maggie
Cc: Scott, BrittanyOf course! If don’t listen how learn-
Brittany/Scott-please call Maggie together-and keep me posted-thxMickey
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